What if I cut all my hair off
Soaked my coat for a week in Clorox
Wore a shirt with a white collar
Would it be good enough for you

You march like a king when your ready
A minute late and you scream like aunt frannie
You run around like you hozed a rail of candy
A rail of candy

Its never good enough
When the stores up in sales
Its never good enough
When the keys in your hands
Its never good enough
When ladies shake their tails
Its never good enough

Watch your back for the feds

Who’s this dude with a hoze for a snout
A big ol’ belly full of cold guiness stout
A broken leg, the stores in the red
The hammer’s gonna drop on your pointy fat head
Your pointy fat head